Oprah makes $315,000,000 a year, which is $26,000,000 a month, which is$6,000,000 a week, which is $850,000 a day, which is $35,000 an hour, which is $600 a minute, which is $10 a second.

And Bill Gates earns $ 5.5 billion a year,
which is $458.333 million a month,
which is $105.769 million a week,
which is $15.110 million a day
which is $629,578 an hour,
which is $10,492 a minute,
which is $174.88 a second.

What now Oprah?

And Carlos Slim Helu earns $9.6 billion a year,
which is $805,306,362.20 a month,
which is $26,843,545.44 a day,
which is $1,118,481.06 an hour,
which is $18,641.35 a minute,
which is $310.68 a second.

What now Bill Gates?

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I hate it when my parents tell other relatives my mistakes.

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Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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Everyone at school knows about One Direction.

EVERYWHERE I TURN

I HEAR

“BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE”

ON FACEBOOK

ALL I SEE IS

“OMG!11!1 ZAINE, NEIL, HENRY, LEWIS AND LIYAM R SO CAYOOOT <333”

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Especially when it’s the girls you hate.

^^^^^^^^exactly.

A girl wrote in MY DIARY Zayne!!!!!! It’s fucking spelt Z-A-Y-N!! & She asked me if Niall is spelt with 1 or 2 Ls!!!!!!! *dead*

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When you think you’ve finally taken a decent picture, but when you continue to stare it gets uglier.

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